Posts tagged awkward.

I will never forget that one awkward Saturday morning in my childhood when my mom decided to randomly discuss with me the dangers of anal sex while i was eating waffles.

I don’t understand why Netflix is trying to go social. I go on Netflix for the sole purpose of avoiding social anything.

my brother just got texting on his phone (he's a 30 year old solider btw)

For some reason, when I don’t eat for an extended period of time my body decides to go into gag mode and I’m constantly feeling like I’m about to puke. Like okay body what are you trying to accomplish? You’re making me not want to want even more.

He’s so handsome :)

How my boyfriend reacts to a speeding ticket:

1.”I’M NEVER GOING TO JERSEY AGAIN. FUCK THIS SHIT.”
2. Rips ticket into about 12 pieces. 
3. Throws pieces on wet pavement.
4. Lights a match.
5. Lights the entire matchbook with lit match.
6. Burns pile of ticket pieces with enflamed matchbook.
7. Proceeds to worship fire.
8. Blows cigarette smoke into fire.
9. Spits around the fire.
10. Unbuttons pants and farts violently into fire. 

*I wish I was making this up.

That awkward moment when

Someone reblogs something you already posted/reblogged in the past, but from someone else.