Posts tagged boyfriend.
This is literally how the past three days have ended up for me:
Kevin *abruptly*: I must leave you. Better things await me at my house. My bed is more comfortable and your house smells like shit. You may never see me again.
2:30 am: Kevin leaves.
3 am: I fall asleep peacefully.
4 am: Kevin breaks in through a window.
4:30 am: Kevin eats my food, uses my laptop for various activities, moves my shit around, and smokes my weed while I am in dreamland.
6 am: Kevin finally falls asleep in my guest bed.
8 am: I wake up and have to clean up his fucking mess and deal with his sleeping ass by not making noise.
2pm: Kevin finally wakes up and tells me how tired and sleep deprived he is after 8 hours sleep compared to my FIVE.
THREE DAYS OF THIS SHIT
is it normal that my boyfriend and i instead of saying “omg i love you more no you hang up first” or “ill be thinking of you every minute blah blah” or “until we meet again” while ending/leaving a convo, we just say “see you in hell” to each other.
sometimes for short we just say “in hell” ya know to be casual.
yea, we’re normal. and yea, this actually happens.