Posts tagged boyfriend.

This is literally how the past three days have ended up for me:

2 am:
Kevin *abruptly*: I must leave you. Better things await me at my house. My bed is more comfortable and your house smells like shit. You may never see me again.

2:30 am: Kevin leaves.

3 am: I fall asleep peacefully.

4 am: Kevin breaks in through a window.

4:30 am: Kevin eats my food, uses my laptop for various activities, moves my shit around, and smokes my weed while I am in dreamland.

6 am: Kevin finally falls asleep in my guest bed.

8 am: I wake up and have to clean up his fucking mess and deal with his sleeping ass by not making noise.

2pm: Kevin finally wakes up and tells me how tired and sleep deprived he is after 8 hours sleep compared to my FIVE.

THREE DAYS OF THIS SHIT

is it normal that my boyfriend and i instead of saying “omg i love you more no you hang up first” or “ill be thinking of you every minute blah blah” or “until we meet again” while ending/leaving a convo, we just say “see you in hell” to each other. 

sometimes for short we just say “in hell” ya know to be casual.

yea, we’re normal. and yea, this actually happens.

He’s so handsome :)